nocturtle
a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.
james, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let’s face it he was pretty sh-t as a human being.
unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. may he rot in pieces.
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- No durphy, Eddie Murphy
this phrase thrived during the late eighties to early nineties in elementary schools through high schools. it is a way of saying “i already knew that, and am surprised this information is new to you.” kid 1: “hey, they’re coming out with a super mario brothers movie!” kid 2: “no durphy, eddie murphy.”
- none taken
it is used after anyone says ”no offense” the recipient of the original comment says ”none taken” to signal that he is not offended. a: no offense, but you suck at math. b: none taken, who doesn’t?
- Noobsie
a mix between a noob and a wussie… a noobsie. also, a noobsie can refer to someone who just plain sucks at gaming. “you are a noob” “look who’s talking, noobsie!”
- nshm
a word that means unimpressed. not used in a sentence, only used by itself. nshm! stupid flatmate blocked my car in!
- nah trick nah
when you really wanna say no to a trick lisszy: does my hair look okay? bonquiesha: nah trick nah..itz a hot mess!