NOFTS
none of that sh-t
when you know that excuse is bullsh-t?
when something is blatantly false
used as a reply to a statement that obviously is false
friend 1: i was going to the store to buy groceries
friend 2: nofts! i know you’re just going to buy some…
condoms
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