nokia
finnish mobile phone manufacturer. it’s phones are very popular throughout the world. models range from low end (given free with subscription services) to extreme top end (i.e. the vertu).
the cheapest nokia vertu costs $7,000 u.s. dollars.
a finnish mobile phone manufacturer. their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.
hey alex i just dropped my nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.
oh that sucks…
i know, now when i text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.
best phones ever
a mobile telecom manufacturer based in helsinki, finland. if you own a mobile, and it doesn’t suck, it’s probably a nokia.
the “sliding” matrix phone from the first movie is a nokia 8800 series.
a finnish company specialising in communications equipment. many people know nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, dsl equipment, and cable tv components.
nokia sells mainly “candybar” type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (vertu) of the market.
they sell more handsets than anyone else.
the nokia name is impossible to pr-nounce correctly in english because there are sounds in it that don’t exist in english.
i have a nokia adsl modem.
and a nokia cellphone.
a company with a wide range of fones…some you can drop in the toilet 20 times and get a decades use out of em…while others break the moment u push the on b-tton
my nokia was one of the cr-p ones
a mobile phone company which originally produced toilet paper (im serious), but somehow decided to make mobile phones… as the two products obviously are so alike… and it just made so much sense… to those guys in finland
finnish-worker-guy one: toilet paper reminds me of mobile phones…
finnish-worker-guy b: oh really…. i, too, see a connection…
head-of-nokia: hmmmm…….
an indestructible, deadly weapon
” watch out! he has a nokia! ”
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