Nolympic Expert
a person which after watching an event on the olympics for a short time, somehow becomes an immediate expert. found particularly in sports where a score is given by a panel of true experts, such as gymnastics.
often heard tutting after a slight error from the athlete.
nolympic expert: “oh… he didn’t quite land that double axel with half twist, that’ll be a half-point off…”
-shakes head during replay-
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