non-birther


a lifelong student using others money to get a free lunch. whatever they read becomes the truth. doesn’t know how to feed himself or how to actually live on a budget. hangs out in starbucks all day to apparently make others think they are of higher intelligence. jobless but can answer 100$ questions on jeopardy. generally annoying, other will leave the room when a non-b walks in. basically lacking real life experience, but claims to know it all. naive to the point of irritation.
let’s go… a non-birther just walked in and i do not want to hear their bullchit

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