non-issue
a minor current event or frivolous argument that is given publicity by both the media and the public without merit, during which vital issues get ignored.
famous non-issues are:
– controversy over an overtly religious film directed by a pompous hollywood actor.
– the inclusion of the words “under g-d” in the pledge of allegiance
– gay marriage/civil unions
claim that spongebob squarepants is furthering a h-m-s-xual agenda a is a non-issue and should not be given any further publicity.
used as a re-ssuring term that the issue at hand is definitely not worth sweating. often used sarcastically to mean that the issue at hand is, in fact, worth sweating yet someone/something is not giving the issue enough importance.
literal use:
john: i have a test in sociology today.
sally: are you worried?
john: nah, i’ve been making straight 100s; this test is a nonissue.
sarcastic use:
john: i have a test in sociology.
sally: are you worried?
john: i mean, only my entire gpa, degree conferral, and future success hinge on this very exam. it’s a nonissue.
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