non-newtonian


adj. used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. not to be confused with severe camel-toe.
ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don’t need no suspenders no mo’!

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