non-optional
a shower that is required after finding out the cr-p you just took has stuck to your -ss like peanut b-tter and it’s such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circ-mstances
dude: the girls are here – what the f’ where have you been?
self: dude, sorry i’m late for the double date, i had to take a non-optional before i left home.
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