Noni
a s-xy girl bursting with s-x appeal.
holy sh-t she’s one h-ll of a noni!
the best friend you could ever have. she make you laugh and whenever you’re with her you have good time. you will have many funny inside jokes that no one understands at all but you laugh when people just look at you with a weird face and possibly just start laughing more. you love her and she is your bffae!!!!!!!! she’s sooooooo pretty and nice and anyone who meets her loves her.
boy 1: who’s that?!?!
boy 2: i think that’s noni!
boy 1: no way! she’s amazing!
someone who loves to nap
“i need a nap”
“you’re being a noni again”
native to polynesia, the noni plant (also known as indian mulberry) is a small tree that usually grows to a height of ten feet. the fruit, which starts out green and turns yellow, is used medicinally.
i love to drink noni juice.
the most amazing girl, apparently from hamilton, now in bendigo, loves to share with james
that noni? yep
with a captial “n”, nickname of actress winona ryder
pr-nounced nah-nee. word used to define v-g-n-. not as dirty as “p-ssy” but more hip than saying “v-g-n-.”
some girls on the internet have nonis that make you go “ewwww!”
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