noob slap
to be beaten soundly by a noob. usually follows a long silence where the “pro” either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.
noob123: “i won right?”
pro1337: “wtf…j00 h4x0r! dis be unpossible!” -cries-
to slap someone and call them a noob.
“my sister’s boyfriend is such a noob.” “then noobslap him.”
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