Noobage
a word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. the technical definition of a noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
guy 1: “that guy is completely pathetic. i’d bet he lives in his mom’s bas-m-nt.”
guy 2: “yeah, bro. he’s such a noobage!”
deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (what less would you expect from a noob?)
mike: dude! i just beat these nerds at halo 3!
joe: major noobage!
noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!
n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
noobage!!!!
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