Noobie Cakes


one that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody

or….

your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase “noobie cakes” in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair
why the h-ll are u eating that f-cking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u d-mn noobie cakes

or….

mmmm noobie cakes come closer, you feel so good…

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