noobism

noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. the internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amus-m-nt value.
teacher: “remember, you can’t bring mp3 players!”
noob(female): “can we bring ipods?!”
-people rofl-
a noob-aware person to another: “omfg, that was the best noobism ever!”
discrimination of noobs, usually in mmo’s. unfair treatment because somebody is new to the game.
player 1: “all of you, join my clan! oh wait.. not you player 2. you’re only a level 4.”
player 2: “hey, that’s noobist!”
player 3: “when will noobism be no more?!”
noobism is the act of being a noob.

also described as noobidity.

in this context the noob knows absolutely f-k all about what he or she is talking about.
tom said slam is pendulum’s best song.

d-ck reckoned blood sugar was even better!
while harry was adamant that propane nightmare was the best song evah!!!

this unfortunate but very common situation is a perfect example of noobism.
1)the practice of being a noob.
2)what a noob’s religion is.
kailee: he’s dating mrs. k’s daughter!
jimmy: that’s noobism right there my friend.
the practice of being a new person.
“the noobism of this raid has reached epic proportions.”