nooit


south african slang. used as a complete sentance to describe shock, amazement or disbelief. originating from the afrikaans language meaning never
person 1: “did you hear that shiela is pregnant?”
person 2: “nooit!”
person 1: “she says that you are the father”
person 2: “nooit!”

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