Nooker


an adult chinook salmon caught in fresh water. often combined with the type of chinook ie blackmouth nooker, not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a nooker. together these may create awkward conversations. see example
son: hey mom, joe and i went down to the river and busted out 3 nookers and one was a blackmouth.
mom: you did what?
a no-charge hooker
scott:” you want some? its free”
kenny: “no thanks im not into nookers”
the neighborhood hooker
the skinny crackhead woman who stands near your street or in your turf
a nooker

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