Noopen poopen
something really mean inside some online circles. what forum? real life? wait, am i not playing the sims 3 right now!?
in the investigator profession you’ll sometimes get a case where one sim becomes b-tthurt about something another sim said on a forum so they contact a private investigator to hack their computer. your sim doesn’t hack their computer. instead, your sim goes on the forum themselves to call the sim a “noopen p–pen” which is something along the lines of “sl-tty wh-r-.” you then go back to the b-tthurt sim and tell them what you did. they will gasp as if you are white and just said “n-gg-r” and then you promptly get 500 simoleons and job performance for trolling a forum.
all of that for the low, low price of $40 for the ambitions expansion pack! wow, what a great deal! ea sure does care about their customers!
hey, guys, i just had a mission on the sims 3 where i called another sim a “noopen p–pen.” isn’t that hilarious?
-silence-
oh, wait, i have no friends. i don’t need them anyway because friends are only noopen p–pens. brb, going to go cry while i make my sims’ wedding perfect.
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