nooshed


another word for getting absolutely smashed, or really drunk.
person 1: “so how did last night go?”
person 2: “not good, i got completely nooshed and can’t remember any of it…”
1) a standing up 69 s-x position.

2) when a man is standing and a woman is in a handstand position, both performing s-xual acts on each other. commonly performed in a shower or a porta loos.
” man, i cant beleive you nooshed that ginger girl the weekend!”

“hey kathy, i was nooshed friday night by a badger”
the point in which you’re too intoxicated to function.
i would’ve went to the mall but i was nooshed.

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