Nopeds


to excuse oneself from a situation you’d rather not be in.
he noticed the huge spider scuttling from under the sofa and quickly noped out of the room.

guy in room: “i am noping the f-ck outta here.”
nopeds noh-peds
1. to be sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one’s hopes or expectations.
used singularly, in conjuction with the shaking of head and the sound ‘tsk tsk tsk”
“did you know the president is having an affair?”
“really? nopeds”
noping; to nope
when a guy prematurely makes it clear that he has no s-xual interest in a woman, thereby saving himself from the possibility of rejection.
jane smiled at the guy as she walked past him. he grimaced and looked away.

jane has been noped.
during racing if some one attempts to spin you out by hitting the side of your car.
“hey that f-cker just noped me!”
“nope him back”
something bad, annoying, boring, unwanted, or funny to everyone but the person it happens to.
i have been noped with doing homework.
we noped him with the bill.
a moped without pedals
holy f-ck, you must a really boring person if you looked up the word noped!

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