Norgasm

n. intense, semi-erotic, sense of pleasure and excitement experienced or antic-p-ted by a person keenly interested in all things norwegian when they come close to gaining such an item, or on arriving in norway. from norge: name for norway in norwegian + -rg-sm: s-xual climax
seeing a live performance of ibsen’s peer gynt, accompanied by grieg’s incidental music, gave ingrid a n-rg-sm.
(noun) when in the midst of intercourse or masturbation, a male -j-c-l-t-s but does not feel the rush or relief of an -rg-sm. this is commonly followed by depression, insomnia, thoughts of suicide and in extreme cases thoughts of raping one’s s-xual partner, a household pet or the nearest fruit.
“last night i had a n-rg-sm and almost raped a weiner dog afterwards. isn’t that ironic?”
#death #s-x #fruit #f-ck #-rg-sm
falling short of what could have been an -rg-smic event. a m-ssively disappointing near-miss….
“but just as her cork’s about to pop, mum interrupts. epic n-rg-sm.”
#disappointment #frustration #failure #-rg-sm #disaster
an -rg-sm, released by chuck norris. it is extremely strong, and releases about 12 gallons of s-m-n.
john: did you hear about the earthquake in haiti?

thomas: they said it was caused by a n-rg-sm.
#chuck norris #s-m-n #cuck norris #norris #chuck #-rg-sm #haiti
the opposite of an -rg-sm in which the person who is experiencing this event feels extreme dread or disappointment i.e. the replacing of the “oh yes” with “oh no”.
fred: you remember that -ssignment due today that if we don’t hand in we fail?

bill:oh no! damm! i left it at home.

fred: you really are having a n-rg-sm today.
#-rg-sm #failure #dpressed #unlucky #reject