Normalfag
a derogatory term used to insult the ant-thesis of most internet dwellers. normalf-gs are typically people who enjoy mainstream things and live typical, ignorant, mundane lives. some of the most common normalf-g traits are ignorance to internet culture and underground media such as less well known music, anime, or video games. additionally, they often and vehemently reject obscure sub-cultures, fetishes, life styles, and anything they simply do not understand and like. lastly, normalf-gs are known to have or desire a normal social life. there are four primary uses for the word. the first is to insult a persons ignorance while simultaneously calling them out on their shallow and b-n-l personality. the second is to insult the pathetic appearance of a person who complains that they want but do not have a normal lifestyle. the third is for the most part a petty stab at a person for having a social life and/or girlfriend. lastly, the first and third example can overlap if the alleged normalf-g is trolling or generally being an -ss by flaunting their social life.
good uses:
guy 1: “are you listening to that hipster bullsh-t again? listen to some real music!”
guy 2: “shut up, normalf-g.”
guy 1: “that feel when no girlfriend.”
guy 2: “stop making off topic threads you pathetic normalf-g.”
guy 1: “do you wish you had a girlfriend, looser?”
guy 2: “no i don’t, normalf-g.”
bad use:
guy 1: “my friend and i watched -insert obscure anime- together and liked it.”
guy 2: “friend? stupid normalf-g!”
a term that describes a person who is insecure and shuns someone’s lifestyle that differs from their own. usually getting upset if someone is enjoying a harmless hobby that they don’t like.
likely to be found on imageboards that rely on anonymity.
guy 1: i just got home from work, anybody want to play vidya?
guy 2: video games? what are you 12? get a life you nerd. how about you do what i want you to do?
guy 3: p-ss off normalf-g
term that describes a person who browses 4chan but has a normal life (has social life/works/attends college). mainly used in a derogatory manner by jealous neckbeards.
normalf-g: my gf and i are going out tonight.
neckbeard: f-cking normalf-g, ruining my /b/.
not necessarily a normal person, but someone who ignorantly bashes an abnormal lifestyle, belief, etc. just because it deviates from the norm.
john’s normalf-g friend made fun of him for having a waifu.
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