norman helmet
quite similar in practice to arabian goggles, the norman helmet involves placing one’s t-st-cl-s over another’s eyes while the reciever is on his/her back (usually asleep), and the shaft of the p-n-s runs down the length of the receiver’s nose, reminiscent of an medieval cranial protection device from the days of yore.
“jimmy fell asleep first at the sleepover, and so billy gave him a norman helmet”
or
“right before i came on yo momma’s face, i gave that b-tch a phat norman helmet”
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