Norman Wells


a small town located in the northwest territories, canada, where people are so bored and inbred that they have no idea how to act if they ever return to civilization. they also enjoy gossiping about one another.
somewhere in norman wells:

hey george, did you hear about frank? i heard he had s-x with his cousin last night.

so? everybody here’s all cousins.

oh right.

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