Norseman


the act of employees such as line cooks and waitresses having s-x in the walk-in freezer of a resteraunt. a viking helmet is optional.
“our bartender is taking an awfully long time bringing out our beers. do you think the cook is giving her the norseman back there?”

“did you see the new girl at work? who do you think is gonna be the first to give her the norseman?”
norse invaders, the vikings. see hung like a norse.
ever hear that iron maiden song invaders? it was first track on number of the beast.

“victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!”

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