north american lightning rod
go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the gr-ss and wait until your p-n-s gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your b-lls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school’s field and get a north american lightning rod?
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