North Platte
a small city of 20,000 people in mid-western nebraska.
home to buffalo bill’s ranch, one of the worlds largest railroad yards, cows, and a bunch of dumb hicks.
most intelligent people leave north platte by the time they reach twenty. the rest live a sad existence forever tormented by the regret of staying behind.
the only things to do there are to hang out at wal-mart, drive monster trucks, go huntin and fishin, or drink cheap beer.
person one: “dude, i hate my life.”
person two: “you must be from north platte.”
north platte is the sh-ttiest town in nebraska. while being the center of commerce for a 100 mile radius, it houses some of the dirtiest, stupid people across america. named after one of the rivers that travel through it, the name of the town should be twin platte, or even just platte. many people traveling along i-80 find this an nice place to stop, as it is the only thing around for at least 100 miles. don’t fall into the trap of living in north platte.
“man, are you r-t-rded or something?”
“no, i is from north platte”
23,000 people between the north and south platte river in nebraska.
north platte
home of buffalo bill cody
home of uprr largest cl-ssification yard in the world.
home of cody park
home of the veterans memorial
north platte is a tourism town full of railroaders
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