North Whore
a sl-t who acts ghetto but ironically lives in the suburbs. don’t let that fool you, north wh-r-s often prefer mcdonalds to starbucks, and prefer tokyo vanity to megan trainor. they often will quote their friends as “n—–s” rather than baes. they are typically the first to get f-cked in middle school, and can also be the first to try recreational drugs. if you hook up with a north wh-r-, be cautious, and they can be infected with stds, due to the fact that they are often very shallow. they may be easy, but keep in mind they may lead you to damaging behaviors such as cocaine addiction and skipping cl-sses. they often brag about experimenting in dangerous and/or illegal entertainment, such as stealing or climbing buildings.
dam have you seen tiffany, she has a nose ring and 3 tattoos and she is only a junior. i’m surprised she didn’t drop out yet, she never goes to any cl-ss and spends her time drinking. i heard she did oral this week! the rare time i’ve actually seen her, she’s obviously stoned. she should stop saying “n—-“, she’s white, she can’t do that sh-t! she’s such a north wh-r-!
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