Northern Irish Cardio
northern irish cardio, is what happens when a member of the irish republican army (i.r.a.) throws a molotov c-cktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
murphy: hey sullivan where ya going lad?
sullivan: down the road to kelly’s flat, for northern irish cardio.
murphy: northern irish cardio eh? must’ve been talking to the brits then.
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