Northfield


it’s really not that bad. at least that’s what the people who live there try to think. what is there to do? nothing. that’s why they have so many drugs. it’s full of indie college students and the high schoolers get dumber as they get older. if you’re looking for drugs, just ask anyone. they most likely have a hook up. if you have to visit: hogan brothers and blue monday are a “good” nofo expierience. jesse james tried to rob this bank and this dude was like “get your guns” and a bunch of people got shot and that was basically it. but thanks jesse, for making it impossible to drive anywhere that one week in september. p.s. don’t mention faribault.
mother: jimmy, have you been doing drugs
25 year old jimmy: i don’t know what drugs are….
mother: clean your room. you have nothing better to do.

person from northfield: your town smells like -ss.
person from faribault: shut the f-ck up, you’re 25 and you live with your mom.
person from northfield: wanna buy some drugs?
about 90% upper cl-ss although most live modestly, as if they were middle. but there are a few kids who get a mercedes and audis for their birthday. pretty boring town, centers around a walgreens so most kids have to go to other towns on weekends.
(p.e.t.e.r k, get a f-ckin life)
person 1: what do you want to do tonight in northfield?
person 2: walgreens?
person 1: ok
(go to walgreens)
person 2: now what?
person 1: movie at the glen
person 2: sweet
the sc-mmiest place on earth!
boy 1: i went to northfield last night for a chippy

boy 2: f-ck dude, you’re still alive?!?!

boy 1: yeah but i though the ned outside was gonna knife me!

boy 2: that’s sc-msville for you!
a rich white waspy suburb in the north sh-r- of chicago. teens attend sunset ridge school then new trier high school driving around in bmw’s and mercedes wearing abercrombie and american eagle. there is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in the glen in glenview.
(northfield teen) omg! i got a bmw not a ferarri? daddy hates me!
a rich white waspy suburb in the north sh-r- of chicago. teens attend sunset ridge school then new trier high school driving around in bmw’s and mercedes wearing abercrombie and american eagle. there is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in the glen in glenview. the losers go to loyola.

(northfield teen) omg! i got a bmw not a ferarri? daddy hates me!
a rich white waspy suburb in the north sh-r- of chicago. teens attend sunset ridge school then new trier high school driving around in bmw’s and mercedes wearing abercrombie and american eagle. there is little to no downtown, and most teens hang out in the glen in glenview.
(northfield teen) omg! i got a bmw not a ferarri? daddy hates me!

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