Norwegian Blowfish
the s-xual act of storing ice cubes in ones mouth while going down on a woman, so as to blow them into her pink at the moment of climax. not recommended on first date, or any date for that matter. don’t do it.
dude i totally norwegian blowfished my gf last night. she won’t talk to me now.
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