Norwegian handshake
1. a greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others p-n-ses, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other’s hands.
2. two norwegians shaking hands
1.
man 1: oh hey there, scott! -reaches hand out and un-zips pants-
man 2: oh jim! nice to see you! -also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants-
-give each other a norwegian handshake-
scott: see you later man!
jim: you too!
2.
norwegian scott: hey!
norwegian jim: sup bro?
-shakes each others hands, than commence b-tt s-x-
when two ppl (mostly hillbillies) wanna ratify that they are, and will stay bff.
they pour/dip their hands in moonshine,and light the moonshine on fire, while shaking each others hands.
mostly a thing u do to get som fun on the after-party.
drunk person 1: hey man! we are like blood brothas!
drunk person 2: yeah man! let’s do a norwegian handshake on that!!
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