norwell

town in m-ssachusetts were the gay -ss superentendent give snow days once every 6 years
norwell’s last snow day 2005

last snow doay before that 1999
a small town in m-ss. where it consists of:
lax bros
themed thursday
sloppy girls
and lots of alcoholic pot heads. parents provide all the money they have and they do not have to work for anything. they will be going to college and dont have to worry about paying. 99% of the people in norwell high school is preppy. no secret is safe here…
jon oleary=biggest tool in norwell
“the well”

a small town located in m-ssachusetts near hanover, scituate, hingham etc. school sucks but high school is decent. the teachers suck realatively bad. there’s always something going down over the weekend usually involving football games and parties which consist of a large amount of booze and weed. three words used too much: legit, grime, lurk. best week of the year is def spirit week. snow days = nonexistent. summers are spent partying, doing nothing, and jumping off the bridge. there are no secrets and you know absolutely everyone in the whole town.
you can say you hate living here, but you can’t help but admit that somewhere, deep inside of you, is your love for norwell.
home of the tavern. while most people from the south sh-r- are p-ss-es (::cough:: scituate, coh-sset, hingham, hanover ::cough::) the tavern crew will beat the sh-t out of you. more weed is smoked in this town than any other in m-ssachusetts, and we have the state school suspension record to prove it. also the town in which norwell high school can be found… what a sh-t hole.

::bong rip::
scituate guy: kids from norwell blaze so many blunts!
hingham guy: so what, my parents are rich.
coh-sset guy: my d-ck is in the hingham kid’s -ss right now…
hanover kid: … can i be next?
a rich town in m-ss. where everyone likes to light it up and drink before dances. hanover kids gets jealous because their town is next to it but sucks in comparison.
norwell kid: “man, i love it here, thank god i don’t live in hanover!”

hanover kid: (in his mind) “fml…he’s right!”
a small, random town in m-ssachusetts where kids will never have to work for their money.its the biggest druggie town ever but would never admit it. not many people know of it so we say its the town next to scituate. its full of sn-bby parents and some sn-bby kids…and we did produce stiflers mom.
norwell is a really random town
a south sh-r- town thats way south of boston.
kids in norwell think they are a big druggie town but bullsh-t. just because you have two kids in your grade that smoke pot does not make you a druggie town!
no one calls norwell “the well”, cuz thats just gay.
no one in norwell is anywhere close to ghetto, so get over yourselves.
no on in norwell is nothing but a bunch of white kids.

until you have expierienced southie, brockton, matthaphan, dorchester , jamacia plain, milton or east boston, you have n0 right to say you are a “druggie town”
::puff::puff::p-ss::
^norwell?^ no..
no..
come to the city & see what ghetto, drugs and drinking -really- is

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