when your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
guy 1: omg i’m so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
guy 2: make a nose tampon.
rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one’s nose.
my nose wouldn’t stop bleeding so i made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.
- ney effect
to take absolutely forever to complete any task at all. the ney effect has really hit her hard. she’s taking forever! she must have the ney effect!
- bejeweled necklace
glitterboming a partner after you give him/her a pearl necklace. d-mn! your girl is wearing a bomb -ss bejeweled necklace this halloween!
go get a life loser francis told sandra to ggall the desperate b-tch was asked to ggall
kahlela is a beautiful lady with an amazing personality! even when she’s down she tries to put everyone at their best. usually of the kiwi nationality. wow isn’t she pretty… must be a kahlela
- canadian john
a person who lives his life pursuing p-ssy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online. a canadian john lives by these rules: 1-hitting a girl up in the dms. 2-be obnoxious and get rejected. 3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser. 4-attack her appearance […]