those who cannot get over hillary losing.
poor janine, protesting and not over the hill yet!
- arab hamsandwich
when a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries hey let’s go f-ck with some poor people and give them arab hamsandwiches
- camel spoon
when hes humping you from behind i was cooking in the kitchen, and he totally camel spooned me!
my 400 horsepower chevy s10 painted orange and white like a creamcicle ice cream bar all that horsepower in that little white and orange s10 makes it p-ss you like a screamcicle
- mammoth t*ts
t-ts that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving god for some or a cruel god for others. mammoth t-ts loving – that woman has t-ts so big, i need more than two hands. cruel – that woman has t-ts so big, she is a hunchback from their […]
when someone tells you something stupid, and you don’t want to make them feel bad. “do you want to do the thing that i am on friday?” says kelly clarmp