Not Verizon


after the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from southwestern bell, bell south, and at&t emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the usa. this leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, verizon, and not verizon. the name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about.
i just upgraded my dsl package.
oh? whos your provider.
south western…. no they changed their name to at&t… and bought bell… i forget?
oh, you mean not verizon. ya i saw that package, looks good.

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