nothing to wear


what men say when they don’t have anything clean because they do not wash their cloths often, and what women say when the don’t have anything new.

typically said when going on a date.
men: you can smell my clothes a mile away. i have nothing to wear.

women: i wore this before, so cant wear it to our date….
an overworn t-shirt saying. sometimes worn so much that it can be concluded that the person truly has nothing to wear.
nothing to wear…no example

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