Nova Scotia Slide Bum
a physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the canadian province of nova scotia. its primary quality is a flatness of the b-ttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
he: look, there’s bob’s really cute girlfriend. she’s from halifax, nova scotia.
friend: yea, she’s cute alright, but she’s got nova scotia slide b-m.
he: yikes! now that she’s turned sideways, i see what you mean: she’s got practically no -ss at all!
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