Nozone


you know when you put both socks in the laundry, but only one comes back? well that other one is in the nozone, along with all those other lonely socks.
i lost one of my black socks to the nozone at the laundromat yesterday.
(adj.)

1. not within any of the three new york city flood evacuation zones (a, b, or c), and therefore, completely impervious to all hurricane/flood/storm/apocalypse hazards ever

2. atmosphere pollution caused by cfcs
“i’ve got a no-zone 4th-floor apartment you can crash in. hurricanes? f-ck hurricanes.”

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