NPH


initials of neil patrick harris, star of doogie howser m.d., used comically by the police officer in the movie “harold and k-mar go to white castle” instead of his full name.
harold: do you know the show doogie howser, m.d.?
officer palumbo: great show. g-d i love that show. doogie.
harold: neil patrick harris stole my car tonight.
officer palumbo: hey! nph wouldn’t do that!
commonly mistaken as the initials of neil patrick harris, in harold and k-mar 2 he corrects harold in saying that the ph actually stands for poon handler.
neil:you do know what the ph in nph stands for right?
harold: yeah i thought it was your initials patrick harris?
neil:no, common mistake. it actually stands for poon handler.
the epitome of excellence and s-xual l-st.
i saw nph outside, i came
a nph is when a guy does a line of cocaine off of a naked part of a women’s body. usually the b-tt cheek or breast. stomach can also be used but must be clarified that it was not a true nph. bonus points if the girl is a stripper. the nph is a reference to neil patrick harris’s roll in harold and k-mar go to white castle. n.p.h. is the initials of neil patrick harris but the term has this definition because of a scene in the movie where neil patrick harris is with two naked strippers and snorts a line of cocaine off one of their b-tt cheeks.

dude i went to vegas this weekend and hooked up with this hot -ss stripper. after a few drinks we ended up back at my hotel room, busted an nph of her -ss and then f-cked her till the sun came up!
abbreviation for neil’s per hour, used to describe how many times someone has seen neil patrick harris within a certain period of time.
“me and gerjan were watching the harold and k-mar movies yesterday on tv, and then the new old spice commercial came on… clocked us at 3 nph.”

“bah, we clocked at 6nph’s when we had a doogie howser marathon last week.”
neil poon handler
from harold and k-mar escape from guantanamo bay.
neil: do you know what the ph stands for in nph?
harold: patrick harrison?
nail: no, poon handler

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