Nu Christian


1. a slang term for young christians who pretend it’s cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. a teenage christian who attends tec (teens encounter christ) or a youth group.
3. a teenager who is overly zealous about christianity.
4. a teenager who non-satirically preaches “it’s hip to be square.”
5. a teenager who listens to christian music.
1. why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet youth group is?
2. don’t these nu christians realize i don’t give a d-mn about jars of clay?

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