when you have no hands and wanna fap so you use your nubbed arm
d*mn poor guy lost his hands, bet he nub a lub
the act of being completely far left, and thinking that you are a discordian. claiming to hate government, but believing everything the media says, allowing the mainstream media to make your political decisions without your knowledge. “you see that cuck zach, posting all of his cuckord nonsense in these facebook groups?” a group called “discordian […]
young savage, short, murders her keyboard, she sees you when your sleeping, she knows when your awake, so loud its so annoying stfu guyyunge
polite version of a sh*tload, f*ckload, *ss-ton, f*ck-ton, sh*t-ton or metric f*cking sh*t-ton. horkloads are typically counts above 1500, whether weight or quant*ty. i just found a shi- uh… i mean, horkload of magic cards in the bas*m*nt. can we sell them for beer money?
- ian gunpowder
a scottish game in which partic*p*nts attempt to convince others that something was invented and named after a man named ian. person a: “did you know that the number zero was invented by the canadian mathematician dr ian zero?” person b: really?!? person a: “no you bawheed, i’m playing ian gunpowder”