Nuck chorris
chuck norris’ ebil brother
believed not to exist, are no one has proof of his existence. the only knowledge of him if through folklore.
i hear nuck chorris was created one day when chuck norris roundhoused kicked too hard til he opened a time portal, and he split.
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