Nuclear Blowjob
when a male performs oral s-x on a female, and the female c-ms, the male licks up all the secretion. after which, the female will give a bl-w j-b to the male, and at the time of -rg-sm, removes her head, letting the c-m splatter all over the place. at the same time, the male will spit out all of the female’s secretion that he has been holding in his mouth. thus creating a huge explosion of c-m.
she just gave me a nuclear bl-wj-b, it was awesome
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