nufty


a term for a bit of a wet male. someone who is a bit of a gink or a loser, the sort of person who puts a profile on a dating site, but really has no chance in h-ll of receiving a message, not unless his mum signs on and happens across his picture.

they generally have either a shaven head, or at least a grade1 haircut. they ride fast cars to make themselves look cool, but work in an estate agents during the week.

when making jacket potatoes, they make sure to call their mum first, to check how long they should leave them to cook.
“oh my lord, check him out, he’s a right nufty!”
a completely useless c-nt. hopeless at life.
steve: hey dave, do you need a hand to finish that job next week?
dave: yeah, that would be good.
steve: i’ll get jonny to help you.
dave: no don’t give me him, he is a f-cken nufty.

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