Nuke Hammock


the act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your b-lls and sling shotting the p–p into a kkk members face
yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?

that was nuts, that kkk member just took a sh-t to the face

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