Numb Hammer


when you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your p-n-s and it gets numb.
holy schniiikies! i can’t feel my hammer!

dude, it’s ok, you’ve just got numb hammer…

oh ok… 🙂

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