Number two-pump-chump


a two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he f-cks a girl’s tight -sshole.

see also: two-pump-chump
you’re a number two pump chump john. i know this ’cause you reek of -sshole and disappointment.

i let him do me in the -ss for the first time and it turns out the f-cker is a number two-pump-chump!

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