numchuck


a idiot/ dumb-ss / stupid
to be used in a playfull sence

youre a numchuck

a person wearing a big jacket with their hood up or simply someone who has big cheeks!
nia looked like a numchuck when she borrowed her friend’s ski jacket because she was cold.
-n-l application of cocaine by sprinkling on a p-n-s or d-ld- prior to insertion.
“how about a numchuck,” rhonda asked steve seductively.
a device that napolian in the movie naplian dynamite has mad ninja skills with.
sorry this definition sucks, but it’s the wee hours in the morning on january first, and i have nothing beter to do. someone should kick my -ss with numchucks. that’d teach me.
a device mostly used by kick–ss ninjas (also by reggie) to cleanse bodily fluids from the -n-s or -n-ses.
i haven’t used my numchucks in a week, oh snap gremlins.

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