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• speedbagging the helmet

  the act of frivolously punching your dong tip in an attempt to blow a bl–dy load. his woman got mad and left his house before they could f-ck so he got stuck “speedbagging the helmet” for the rest of the night.

• polcor

  ‘polcor’ is short for ‘politically correct’ and used by insiders. that race-baiter just went all polcor on me.

• eliot morrison

  world’s smallest d-ck g-y and a trans gender who loves men it can be used anytime eliot morrison

• get beside yourself

  a modern phrase invented by a millennial of telling somebody to be humble and taking a crystal clear look at themselves before p-ssing judgement and/or being critical towards others. “maybe you should sit back down and re-evaluate your thoughts, be humble… and get beside yourself.”

• corndog mouth

  corndog mouth is a condition where all around a persons lips are zits. it is referred to as corndog mouth because as one consumes a greasy corn dog the absorbed grease in the breading may get all over ones mouth, hence causing a breakout. sh-t baby! your corndog mouth has so many zits it looks […]

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