Nurse Helga Bumgames
a mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in stockholm general hospital, sweden. or just a ho in a nurse’s costume in kings cross, london.
whatever the condition her male patients might have, nurse helga b-mgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable -n-l probe for a modest fee.
her popularity is the stuff of legend.
swede 1: “jah, though i had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great.”
swede 2: “i she you had the honour of being attended by nurse helga b-mgames.”
swede 1: “jah!”
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