nursing student


condition: nursing student

side effects: stress, fatigue, malaise, muscle atrophy, weight gain, nutrional deficiencies, amenorrhea, alcoholism, drug abuse (mostly add, adhd medication), caffeine intoxication, frequent crying, depression, anxiety, insomnia, masochism, suicidal thoughts, insanity, emotional instability, hypochondria, obsessive compulsive disorder, s-xual promiscuity, post traumatic stress disorder, mental and or physical abuse of children and significant other, divorce, spiritual distress, ext.
thought bubble: if i ever become a real nurse will it be as painful as being a nursing student? (glance at rn’s sitting on -ss while stuffing face.) nah, this can’t last forever.

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